image: New York Times, Sunday, 16 May 1915. |
image: Cleveland Plain Dealer, Saturday, 8 May 1915. |
| The bride of a year entered a
drugstore. The clerk approached. "Do you exchange goods?,"
she asked. "Oh, Certainly! If anything you buy here is not
satisfactory we will exchange it." "Well," was the reply; "here
is one of those whirling-spray [contraceptive] affairs I bought of you,
and if you please, I want you to take it back and give me a bottle of
Mellin's [baby] Food, instead." And outside the storm raged
piteously, and the across the moor a jay-bird called to his mate,
"Cuckoo, cuckoo!" |